Random Jokes | Stand Up Comedy by Karunesh Talwar

These are jokes I had never planned to upload, but because we're all in quarantine due to the Coronavirus, I thought aapko yeh de deta hoon. Sound aur video quality thodi upar-neeche hai, sorry about that.
I upload new content daily on Instagram, follow me @karuneshtalwar
Video Production - Nanak Bhatia, Abhishek Bhutwani (ClassClown)
Sound Recording, Mixing and Mastering - Sohaill Gandhi
Artist Management - Savinay Shetty, Nayantara Kumar (Misfits Inc.)
Venue - Canvas Laugh Club, the Habitat
Written and performed by Karunesh Talwar

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  • Religion of peace 🤣🤣🤣

    SAURABH SARKHELSAURABH SARKHEL15 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Baaki sb thik hai bt eon musk or Ambani ka comparision glt tha bro ambani mars ka sochega to ISRO kya karega 😂😂😂

    bharti soroutbharti sorout17 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • I love u men

    Vishal KumarVishal Kumar20 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Elon Musk: Dusri earth banane ka soch raha hu Ambani: Me waha sim card bechunga, pese chahiye rocket banane k liye to sava k bayaj par me de dunga

    Rahul VyasRahul Vyas22 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Gazab 🤣

    Reema SReema S22 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Its like watching pulp fiction....random jokes but it makes sense...👌🏻

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  • Yeah Now, *Elon Musk* is investing his money on *Amber Heard* Has anyone heard or read about this on internet?

    GodsAngelAnkitaGodsAngelAnkitaਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Himesh piece was the best. 😂 Didn't think that man still had so much more to give.

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  • Things to do in Lockdown : 1.Late-na 2.Padde rehna 3.kha kha kar bhais banna So guys late-e raho sab Bus dinbhar paada rehna h 😜😜 Stay home stay safe

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  • 👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂

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  • Vada pav

    Av SAv Sਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="144">2:24</a> And we are watching this because of that sim card. Jio bought revolution in price of data packs. What a irony!

    Pain is RealPain is Realਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • "YOU BASTARD!!1!" ( Now I want VADA PAV in reply )

    Joy MishraJoy Mishraਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • LOL

    Manish KumarManish Kumar2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Thank you.

    Maitri GandhiMaitri Gandhi2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Amazing 10 mins😂😂😂👏👏👏🔥

    swapnil jogdandeswapnil jogdande2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • ''!!1!''.....what does it mean ?????

    Shashi KumarShashi Kumar3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Bro I am a huge fan of himesh but that himesh joke of yours got me crying while laughing...I am your fan now.

    JaguarJaguar3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Awesome loved it 😆😆

    Abhishek SumanAbhishek Suman3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Himesh Reshammiya wants to know ur Cap Size!

    Ketan kumar SinghKetan kumar Singh3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Sir ek se jyada like kyon Nhi kar sakte

    shubham kumarshubham kumar3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • What to do in quarantine, Check my vlog

    SMASSMAS3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • He is great in speaking fluent.

    Junaid badalJunaid badal3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • A Perfect Class Of Standup.. 👌👌👌

    Aaquib MominAaquib Momin3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Please someone explain !!1! Joke

    Tejas KhuranaTejas Khurana3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Vada pav!!1!" BC

    Jonty RhodesJonty Rhodes3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • outstanding sir .. please one more vedio ..

    Akshay ranaAkshay rana3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Waoo . Awesome mam . Ua awesome . 😍😍😍

    Priya ThakurPriya Thakur4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Vada paav 😂

    Abie kumarAbie kumar4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • I actually had water at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="308">5:08</a>

    Anumoy BiswasAnumoy Biswas4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • We have a genius here guys....

    Prashant VarunPrashant Varun4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Kuch bhi bolra hai bey. Kon husta hai bey aise jokes pe ??

    Prakash SharmaPrakash Sharma4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • He shares shirt collection with Jethalal

    Saeed ShaikhSaeed Shaikh4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Why ur forehead always shines?

    Meraj SiddiquiMeraj Siddiqui4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • 👍👍

    Sezal SachdevaSezal Sachdeva4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="152">2:32</a> the concept of Terra-forming is way too imaginative with little to no practical proof of it,even if we consider that it is feasible ,the only motive behind is gaining a head start and creating a monopoly in the outer-space market. So if ambani is trying to create a monopoly in indian telecom market whats the differece.Both of them are businessmen who are trying to fetch more than they already are. At least compare people who genuinely need to be praised.

    Smelly blyatSmelly blyat4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • J mere bacho ka baap ni bn sakta😆😅😅

    Vi vek Ra inaVi vek Ra ina4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Jokes are fantastic bhaiiiiiiiii...very good..par Abe talwar,jokes sare acche h par jo tu vyangya modi pe karne ki koshish kar rha h to ye jaan le ki wo din bhool gya kya jab daily ke hisab se scams hote the hzaaro karodo ke..wo kiska pesa tha..gyani insan..bol ab..wo bhi to janta ka hi pesa tha..or india 11 pe tha economy me..jab modi aya to aaj 5 pe h..or konsa scam suna h be tune..ye bta..baki tune teri zindgi me bhi socha tha kya ki india defence me export karega..bol be gyani bol..lekin humne hamari zaroorato ko bhi pura kiya h make in india defence program se..or ab first $400million ki export armenia ko karne ki deal bhi kar li h..pta h first h..but ab se phle un choro ke time jab koi target hi nhi tha to unko bolne wala bhi nhi tha..tab tu kha tha be bina baat ki baato pe bhi hasee udane wale..ye bta..ye to kuch main main baate h jo tuje btayi h mne..baki kaam ki list bhot badi h..tere is chutiyape se time mile tuje to dekh lio net pe..or update rha kar..jisse kuch pta hoga to apne aap dhyan me rhga ki wo banda kaam kar rha h tere lie bhi mere lie bhi or hindustan ke har bande or hum sabki naslo ke lie bhi..pta h ab tuje mann kar rha hoga ki ise direct bhakt bol du..or apna peecha ese bol ke chhuda lu..huh..sahi h bol de..kyuki or kuch bacha bhi nhi h esi soch wale ke paas truth ko face karne ke lie..or agar modi ki jagah koi or bhi hota jo itna kuch kar rha hota to m uska bhi side leta bina kisi ese chutiyape ke baseless joke ko enjoy karke..enjoy karo jokes accha h par jo banda itni mehnat kar rha h sabke lie or esa nhi blki result bhi de rha h tum yaar pet fula ke uspe bhi ewe hi kuch bhi daanth kucharte hue kuch bhi baklol bna rhe ho ki wo bas uncha bolta h bass..huh..sahi h tabhi aaj wo pm h or wo bhi second time bhi or aage bhi 24,29 me bhi rhga jab tak chahe tab tak..or tu un logo pe chutiyape ke joke chipka rha h jo tuje jante bhi nhi..ye sab isiliye bola h tuje ki wo insan bass unchi awaj me bolta hi nhi h blki karke bhi dikhata h..ha pta h bura time sabki life me aata h or countries ki life me bhi hota h..but fir bhi uske peeche uski mehnat ko bhoola nhi jata h..use bhi barabar samajhne ki zaroorat hoti h na ki bina kisi analysis ke baseless bakwas pel di jati h..baki jo tuje sahi lage wo kar..lekin jo baat thi wo tuje bta di mne..sahi lage to thik h baki mera koi tume ya kisi ko hurt karne ka koi iraada nhi tha..baki jokes ka kya h wo to sunte hi rhnge but jo baat h wo to bolni hi padegi bhai..baki modiji mere koi ristedar nhi h ki muje unka support karna hi karna h jese..par jo sahi h uska support kar har halat me banta hi banta h..nhi to fir ab tak ki khud ki samajh or shiksha pe sawal uthne lgte h khud se hi..bura lgs ho to maaf karna.. Jai hind jai mahakaal.. Zyada bada ho gya..sorry!!

    Tanuj SharmaTanuj Sharma4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Peppa Pig's take on Coronavirus paproject.info/it/vidio/spp0gq7GZsl4ZHw

    Hank ReardenHank Rearden4 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Watching everyday 😂😂😂

    Neel VanikarNeel Vanikar5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • chilla raha hai, isko aata hoga kuch!!

    AbhijitAbhijit5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • You're hilarious 😂😂😂

    Antara DuttaAntara Dutta5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Don't make fun of '!!1!', dude. Even google's error page's title has that error for the past several years. Check the title bar of google.com/wrongpage

    Anish SaneAnish Sane5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Bhai level of jokes... with really so deep sarcasm...!!!👏👏👏

    Divyansh AgrawalDivyansh Agrawal5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Great😂

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  • "Aaye Haaye Chee. Chee."

    Bajirao SinghamBajirao Singham5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Damn this is the only stand up comedian that makes me laugh every goddam time. And I am the most stoic person in my family

    Shubham Sharma NightcoreShubham Sharma Nightcore5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Kya creepy awaaz hai yaar lagta hai ki gardan pe koi keeda raing raha hai. I hope you realise that you have just sold 2 tickets post quarantine.

    Abhigna PandyaAbhigna Pandya5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Looking like a Krishna jisko b lge Wo like kre

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  • paproject.info/it/vidio/qYKritiXepelYng you should definitely watch this 😂🤣🤣

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  • U must singggg

    Aiman MehboobAiman Mehboob5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • @karunesh talwar.... Well, I am from the younger lot but I still couldn't get the "bastard_exclammation mark_exclammation mark_1_exclammation mark"... And that the younger crowd laughed so hard at that one, it sort of made me feel inferior. My humble request..... would you mind obliging me with the meaning, please?

    DEBRAJ PAULDEBRAJ PAUL5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Bada pav 👏👏🏿👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 👌😂😂😂😂😂 Supprrrr se oprrrrrr

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  • Dislikes by sanjeev and vineet

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  • maja aagya bhau

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  • hi

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  • Mote podcast Kahan hai Light chali gayi kya🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Finally I'm laughing.... Love you karunesh♥️

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  • You ❤❤❤

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  • These are type of comedians who really deserve millions of subscriber's in PAproject. And by the way you got your new subscriber too.😉😉😉

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  • May be he knows something😂😂

    alfie benedictalfie benedict6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Bhut hard

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  • Himesh🤣😂 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="310">05:10</a> 🤣😂

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  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="267">4:27</a> Corona se darr nahi lagta, bakchodi se lagta hai.

    Sohan EkboteSohan Ekbote6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Coughing sounds in stand ups are not normal anymore...

    sanskar aswanisanskar aswani6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • If you are thinking the songs are sexists. Then you don't listen to them ....fake feminist

    rajni pandeyrajni pandey6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Cristal clear jokes ....Grt man

    KK _VocalistKK _Vocalist7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Amazing!🔥

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  • I am a simple man, I see a Karunesh Talwar video I press like.

    Naveen NadafNaveen Nadaf7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • I really laughed a lot. Thank you 😊

    Aditi SamantaAditi Samanta7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Bro ur so good ur jokes are too precise!

    SuraJ SharmaSuraJ Sharma7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Bachan k hi gane le k aya hai😂

    Paramv SinghParamv Singh7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Ha ha Very Funny my video. #hahaveryfunny

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  • Yes! paproject.info/it/vidio/l5Krm5rRqZh9eJY

    Rone ZoneRone Zone7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Nice jokes except that Himesh jokes, Nice act 😌

    ShekharShekhar7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • paproject.info/it/vidio/tXh1drXIq6N_d3w

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  • Mota mc

    Vijay ChoudharyVijay Choudhary7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Eeeeeey or phir drop aa agya 😂😂😂 bestt 🔥

    Vishal MahoreVishal Mahore7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ
  • Vadapav

    Vedant Pratap Singh JadonVedant Pratap Singh Jadon7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ